My guy says “no more stripping!” Nobody tells me what to do, I love stripping. I shit on a plate, and piss in a wine glass– then invite him over.
I feed him the shit (I sprinkled some lettuce over it and called it a salad, haha), and I make him drink my pee wine. When he gags, I correct him by slapping him in the face. Then I tell this loser that he ate my shit, if he couldn’t already tell. I then walk out of the scene to start my work as a stripper. Sayonara!