Mean Teacher Bastienne has no time for your bullshit. Ive seen students like you before, youll be lost youre whole fucking life. The only way you could ever be useful to anyone is if you were to take my sincere career advice: become a human toilet. It may sound gross at first but I mean, what other choice do you fucking have? Lets start by simply WATCHING. I think you can do that! I have to take a massive shit and youre gonna watch every detail 😉
Tag Archives: Mistress Bastienne
Girls Poop Too: The Musical!
I found this comedy sketch about the realities of girl pooping and thought Id lend a hand to the cause. Here I demonstrate what theyre alluding to, with the video playing in the background.For educational purposes only 😉 xo Bastienne
March 17th 2020 at 12:45pm – My *late* Morning Poo!
Ive outdone myself on this one! Ive figured out how to get an even CLOSER, toilet POV! My poos are staying so thick and healthy this week. You might enjoy the little butthole clench at the end as I pinch this hefty loaf off in your face! xo Bastienne
Expectation Management for Little Bro
Oh little bro! All you do is play video games all day! Dont you want to meet girls? Or are you too youre scared? You have women on a pedestal and its driving me crazy! Dont you realize that women are just like you? Farting, Burping, Sneezing… SHITTING! Were really not that precious and Ill show you something thats going to help you out. Run and grab me a plate and some toilet paper, lets manage those expectations so you can get out there and date with confidence! Im happy to help – I mean – thats what big sis are for! xo Bastienne 😉
The Womens Bowel Movement: Part II
As you know from my previous clip of the same name, I am a proud supporter of The Womens Bowel Movement. No more shameful shitting, everything that comes of my body is worship worthy… EVERYTHING. You may be shameful but I certainly am not and I accept nothing less from my admirers. If you love my ass so much, youll learn to love all parts of it, including what .. comes .. out!
Teacher Shits on Report Card
Distracted in class again?? You know what your problem is?? Youre a little, fucking PERVERT. Hope it was worth failing ALL of your classes because you cant keep your eyes off of my ass. Well take a good look, watch it closely as I take a nice, big shit on your report card. Take THIS home to your parents 😉 xo Bastienne
EAT IT: Stool Sample Blackmail
My doctor always takes my temperature (rectally) EVERY time I go for a check up. This time was no different. I love playing dumb to simple men like him, his heavy breathing and tight pants revealing his true intent. I oblige his request for a stool sample before flipping the script on him and order him to eat it or Ill tell everyone how inappropriate he was being! 😉 xo Bastienne
Breakfast Worship – Poo Pour Vous!
What better way to worship your divine goddess than to sit below her and watch he every move? Watch every wiggle and realize why youre willing to do anything to show me your devotion.
POOvert WorShit
Listen as I sweetly describe my glorious ass to you, explaining how incredibly yummy it is – inside and out! You will become my most submissive worshiper once you witness what I produce 😉 xo Bastienne
March 16th 2020 @ 10:35am – My Morning Poo!
What a relief! This one felt great and (as per the usual) looks great too. Hope you enjoy my hearty dumps as much as I do 😉 xo Bastienne