I love these shorts but DAMN they were squeezing the life out of me UNTIL … I realized I just have to poo! I pull my shorts down and let one loose! Now my shorts fit like a glove. When you see my massive load, youll see why 😉 Sweet Relief! Enjoy! xo Bastienne
Tag Archives: Mistress Bastienne
Reprogramming Men to Eat Shit: The Womens Bowel Movement
Myth believers will tell you wOmEn dOnT pOoP. Well I can tell you one thing for sure – IM DONE. Im done with the propaganda that would tell you I dont poop and there will be no denying it once you watch this clip. Not only will you worship my ass, youll be reprogrammed to jerk off to my gorgeous, ample, healthy shits. Busting the myth, one man at a time. Spread some cheeks and spread the word 😉 xo Bastienne
Short Shorts & a Long Log
I tease you mercilessly with my soft voice and ample cheeks, teasing you about all the men that worship at my back door. Its not unusual for a man to be enraptured with curves like mine but what is shocking is how hard you get waiting, hoping for the emergence of a healthy, brown shit. I comment on the stink of my shit and the healthy girth, length and colour. Join the legion of men who worship at my back door, drooling over the thought of doing the unspeakable, just for me 😉 xo Bastienne
March 22nd 2020 at 11:20am – My Morning Poo – 2 Days Worth AGAIN!
Another 2 day dump for ya! Well worth the wait and feels like heaven coming out. This also marks my 7 day streak (pun intended) – Seven days of documented poo! In celebration Ill be posting a compilation of the past 7 poos! Enjoy this solo morning dump in the meantime! xo Bastienne
Good Morning Poo / LAYER NUMBER ONE
Quick clip of me preparing your lunch! This is my morning poo and BOY OH BOY – Its a hefty one! It comes out fast and furious and feels incredibly good. I ended up adding ANOTHER layer to this later that afternoon before mailing it off to my distance sub. Check out that clip too!xo Bastienne
Cut a Hole in My Comfy Chair For You / Poo
I like to shit in total comfort so I cut a hole in the bottom of an old, comfy smoking chair and use it to delight my toilet slaves. This is a clip of what it looks like from behind the chair as I fill a to-go jar for a toilet sub.xo Bastienne
March 15th 2020 at 9:20am – My Morning Poo!
Quick, thick and healthy AF – Enjoy! xo Bastienne
March 14th 2020 at 10am – My Morning Poo!
Oh! This is a nice, thick, solid one with lots of yummy golden beforehand. Enjoy!xo Bastienne
March 20th 2020 at 11am – My Morning Poo – 2 DAYS WORTH!
As some of you pooverts may have noticed, I didnt post a poo yesterday. Thats because I didnt poo! Sometimes my body just skips a day and thats what happened yesterday. The upside? My morning shit was GLORIOUS! And Ive gotten the angle bit down to a science, you couldnt get a better POV. Also included a few second shot at the end of my load in the toilet 😉 xo Bastienne